Can you smell the good ol’ white boys in this country getting’ all sweaty and itchy? All out of sorts? I can. They’ve even got some ‘o’ their women worked up into a big frothy lather.
You can’t blame ’em though, can you? I mean, they are losing EVERYTHING.
My god. There’s a black man in the White House, a Hispanic WOMAN on the Supreme Court, and now, Glenn Beck, Rush Limbaugh and Ann Coulter have really gotten them worked into a tizzy, because these purveyors of light and reason have revealed the truth: The big black man in the Whitehouse is going to steal their hard earned money AND let white American grandmas die without medical care! I mean, what does Obama intend to do with all that extra tax money if he’s not going to allow Grandma to get the chemo she needs? He’ll probably use it to buy new rims for the presidential limo.
So what’s a decent, God-fearing white American to do? Why, pack heat at an event the President of the United States is attending. Because you can always do that in America. Take your firearm with you when you’re near the president. Ronald Regan, the last real American president, certainly encouraged that.
I mean, it’s what hardworking, upstanding white Americans have traditionally done when black people get uppity, right? You show up where the black folk congregate and you let 'em see your gun. That keeps ’em in line. Or maybe you wear your white hood. Or carry a noose. That’s how you get your point across.
